Motorcycle Midget

  

Tally ho, tally ho, motorcycle midget hit the road

From the sea to the snow, California highway is his home

He’s a little tiny but he isn’t feminine

No, I wouldn’t laugh at him, you’d better hold it in

Motorcycle midget’s gonna kick you in the shin

 

Hit the road, hit the road, motorcycle midget hit the road

Helmet on, glasses on, motorcycle midget’s Alamo

Motorcycle midget ain’t the leader of the pack

Still I wouldn’t laugh at him, I’d try to hold it back

Just a little snigger and he’ll trash your Cadillac

 

Never ever laugh at him, never make a crack

If you start to laugh he’s gonna trash you Cadillac

Trash your Cadillac so you would never want it back

 

Achin’ butt, achin’ butt, gotta pull that rocky, rocky road

Achin’ butt, achin’ butt, gotta pull that rocky, rocky road

Tally ho, tally ho, California highway is his home

From the sea to the snow, California highway is his home

 

Hang on little midget if you wanna see eighteen

Hang on little midget if you wanna make the scene

Better play it safe or you’ll be blown to smithereens

Tally ho, tally ho, motorcycle midget hit the road

Tally ho, tally ho, motorcycle midget hit the road