Fact Or Fiction

 

Blondes have all the fun and blacks are dancers

Boys enjoy the girls much more

Than girls enjoy the boys

All Italians talk real loud

And Jewish people love to crowd

 

And you say “Yes, I really love you

Yes I really love you”

Fact or fiction (3 x)

Let me know (3x)

 

Absence makes the heart grow ever fonder

And playing with yourself can make your hands grow dark darker

Frenchmen like to French a lot

And German spark and look real spot

 

And you say “Yes, I really love you

Yes, I really love you”

Fact or fiction (I gotta know)

Fact or faction (tell me please)

Fact or fiction (I gotta know)

 

Blondes have all the fun and blacks are dancers

And boys enjoy the girls much more

Than girls enjoy the boys

All Italians talk real loud and

Jewish people love to crowd

 

And you say “Yes, I really love you

Yes, I really love you”

Is it fact or fiction (I gotta know)

Fact or faction (tell me please)

Fact or fiction (I gotta know)

If you lie then your nose so get big

So let me know, let me know, let me know

 

Is it fact or fiction

Fact or fiction (I gotta know)

Fact or faction (tell me please)

Let me know, let me know, let me know