The Japanese Have Come And They Bought My Number One

 

My car, USA

Nothing’s got a carpet if you’re bitter

My job, USA

Make enough to steal we call it bitter

 

But my girl, she’s pretty

Won’t leave me

But the Japanese have come and they bought my number one

Say what – Oh no

 

Blond hair eyes are blue

Better than a real estate investment

Fond of USA

Also fond of money, my assessment

 

She loves me

No question

No answers

 

But the Japanese have come and they bought my number one

Oh no

 

Okay you know, you say it twat

I said oh no

Oh, well,  oh no

 

She’s in Tokyo maybe at the home of Mr. Honda

Someone worships her

She is still retarded, she is blonder

She left me

And money

I have none

 

But the Japanese have come and they bought my number one

Tell me now

But the Japanese have come and they bought my number one

I gotta know

But the Japanese have come and they bought my number one

I can play golf too

It really hurts

But the Japanese have come and they didn’t take a gun

It really hurts

What do I do?