Arts & Crafts Spectacular

 

Source: Halfnelson Demo Album (1969)

Arts & Crafts Spectacular

 

Capacity 400 - I see seating for three-quarts of me

Are we all seated properly now

We can begin who‘s to spend

Lovely Claudine Jones has come to push her quilt

 

Next to her we have her sister's slur

Who has come with their parts they have passed

Mrs. Wong presents a painted bong

From trees of the lands where she has been

 

Lovely Claudine Jones has come to push her quilt

Yes, she has

 

Second prize goes to Tracy Wise

For her seashells painted all blue

Grand prize comes as no surprise

To Mrs. Landscape with rice

But lovely Claudine Jones still tries to push her quilt (ad finitum)