Arts & Crafts Spectacular
Source: Halfnelson Demo Album (1969)
Arts & Crafts Spectacular
Capacity 400 - I see seating for three-quarts of me
Are we all seated properly now
We can begin who‘s to spend
Lovely Claudine Jones has come to push her quilt
Next to her we have her sister's slur
Who has come with their parts they have passed
Mrs. Wong presents a painted bong
From trees of the lands where she has been
Lovely Claudine Jones has come to push her quilt
Yes, she has
Second prize goes to Tracy Wise
For her seashells painted all blue
Grand prize comes as no surprise
To Mrs. Landscape with rice
But lovely Claudine Jones still tries to push her quilt (ad finitum)